Apples get eaten every day. But not the ugly ones. Why? Because “ugly apples” isn’t just something you call your less-favorite kids. It’s also the apples that don’t sell in your local grocery store. Even the Hippies at the farmer’s market won’t buy the ugly ones. And if Hippies won’t buy something that’s “naturally ugly,” you’ve gotta figure out what to do with it.
That’s when we put the ugly ones in our juicer, and made AJ, or Apple Juice. Now we work very hard to ensure that our trees only grow “ugly apples.” We call them Murphy’s Apples, and it’s what we make Murphy’s Apple Juice from.
Get senior citizens to pick your apples, and you’ll always feel more spry and less tired at the end of the day. — Murphy “Murph” Murphy